ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
  • getting a back massage
  • getting a back scratch from a chick with fake nails
inigoh:

Man, ghost pokemon are a riot.

Dude… I didn’t think I could love Chandalure anymore than I currently do. Damn son, breaking out the big guns for this one.

inigoh:

Man, ghost pokemon are a riot.

Dude… I didn’t think I could love Chandalure anymore than I currently do. Damn son, breaking out the big guns for this one.

"I got my Magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow." - Frank Reynolds

The only system I need in my life.

serpentinetigerlily:

ever-e-ting:

thecolorffooff:

hatos:

cleaning out my phone: best of THAT TIME JONTRON TOOK SELFIES ON MY PHONE

So I realized that if you clicked through them really fast they kind of flowed together so I

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Hatos you lucky son of a gun!

Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle.

archiemcphee:

Vietnamese artist C3nmt created this awesome smiling portrait of the amazing Hayao Miyazaki using elements from his various Studio Ghibli works. From the Princess Mononoke characters that make up his hair, to the My Neighbor Totoro characters in his cheeks, down to the Susuwatari (wandering soot) from Spirited Away that make up his tie, the longer you look at it, the more parts you’ll recognize. It’s a wonderful reminder of the many amazing worlds that Miyazaki has created over the years.
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archiemcphee:

Vietnamese artist C3nmt created this awesome smiling portrait of the amazing Hayao Miyazaki using elements from his various Studio Ghibli works. From the Princess Mononoke characters that make up his hair, to the My Neighbor Totoro characters in his cheeks, down to the Susuwatari (wandering soot) from Spirited Away that make up his tie, the longer you look at it, the more parts you’ll recognize. It’s a wonderful reminder of the many amazing worlds that Miyazaki has created over the years.

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Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

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I ain’t never seen no titties at Buffalo Wild Wings when I say thanks for the extra napkins for my stupid fat face. Bitches ain’t know how to titty.

(Source: psych-facts)