Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

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I ain’t never seen no titties at Buffalo Wild Wings when I say thanks for the extra napkins for my stupid fat face. Bitches ain’t know how to titty.

(Source: psych-facts)

bladeeeeeeeeeee asked
WHY ARE YOU SO CUTEEE

It’s the way I was put together. My parents were pretty good with legos.

Things that should be illegal during summer time

  1. Waking up before noon
  2. Sleeping before the sun comes up
  3. Not owning a fan
  4. Not barbecuing at every opportunity presented
  5. Refusing to go camping at least once before it ends
thenagelator:

hunterdeathscythe:

Me playing ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 today, for real, my game was on point XD

I will fuck you.

Someone say Skullgirls? No Cerebella ban?

thenagelator:

hunterdeathscythe:

Me playing ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 today, for real, my game was on point XD

I will fuck you.

Someone say Skullgirls? No Cerebella ban?

thenagelator:

Party.

I googled treacherous bastards and this was the first picture.

cinemagorgeous:

The surreal and perverse beauty of Igor Kieryluk’s art.

Not only is the art great but most of the MTG cards they come from are pretty OP.

(Source: cinemagorgeous)